That Tottling Town
Chicago is the deadliest city in america with a murder rate of 19.6 per 100,000 progressives. 505 liberals will die in Chicago in 2012. Only Caracas Venezuela has a higher murder rate at 130 per 100,000. Recently an 11 year old boy wandered the street with a Molotov cocktail and an 88 year old man was beaten by gangsta niggas.
Thank God that the King of Chicago, the elite, progressive mayor/ballerina Rahm Emmanuel, is on the job. Like Hugo Chavez, he'll clean up the city.
In other news, DOE and GM have created the Green oasis of Pecan Street planned (and federally subsidized) community. Hundreds of wealthy (and taxpayer subsidized) elites will live in a green utopia where they'll live happily forever. All that's missing is the metrosexual mayor.
Meanwhile, the DNC is adding gay marriage to their platform. Since the purpose of marriage is procreation, maybe queers can solve the mystery of creating human life from turd insemination or scissoring. But...I dunno. Seems like a stretch. But God bless them, they'll keep trying. In public, over and over and over.