White Trash has Arrived

Great news in the neighborhood! A white trash family moved in a rental with a couple of teenage daughters that love the dark meat. They're thieves too. They steal wheelbarrows, break into cars and steal perfume. The sluts like staying out all night then crawl in the window in the wee hours of the morning. Every night when the sun goes down, the shit starts.

We didn't lock anything here for 35 years. Now we lock it all up. Just sad what our nice, stable neighborhood has become since the economy tanked.

There is a lot of ruin in this country