Jill Kelley Slithers at the WH

Jill Kelley went to the Whitehouse to dine on three occasions, traveling with wordy General Allen at least once. What kind of slithering and hissing went on up there? Maybe she was working on her diplomatic status or perhaps just sampling the food. She's not done ingratiating herself even yet, having CentCom Deputy commander Vice Adm. Robert Harwardover Sunday for dinner.

Smeagol acquitted himself honorably during closed door testimony this morning. But it won't go anywhere with the looming Thanksgiving holiday just ahead. The Choomer is good to go.

Modern america has the feel of the early Roman empire these days. Emperor Choomer just tells the Senate to fuck off and pisses on House members.