Bzzzzzz

Today I practiced my new theme for the new year. I'm an insect. As an american, as an employee and even as a person I'm just a fucking bug. I buzz around and do shit but no one really notices. Unless I become annoying... then someone takes a swat at me. Mostly they miss but if they work at it they might just kill me. No big deal.

As you might imagine, no-one ever asks a bug what it thinks. Why bother, they have no brains...and certainly no Bachelor's degree. No-one feels an obligation to insects, they're just yucky annoyances. Ignore them, swat them..it doesn't matter.

Perhaps this is a lesson from God, some humbling exercise that I must learn. Whatever. Bzzzzzzzz.