That's the news from the land of the Free World today

Well, It seems that Obama has commited impeachable crimes. Do ya think this congress supreme soviet will try their bolshevik leader? Rahm, Valerie, Blago and Obama were trying to sell Obama's old senate seat. So late Roman empire. Have I ever mentioned that I think Obama and his gang are criminal thugs? I wanted to be clear and on the record just in case the internet survives the coming "troubles".

And then there is man-bear-pig Algore in the news. Apparently Al used a terrified and unwilling masseus to try to relieve his clogged chakra. It seems the "crazed sex poodle" learned a few tricks from his president after all. Poor Tipper, married to a closet sadist and rapist who leaves drippings and stains on the hired help. Hmmm, another inconvenient truth eh Al. Yeah progressives, your leaders really care about you, the little people.

But global warming cultists don't despair, nothing will dispel the other inconvenient truth that anthropomorphic global warming is bullshit. After all, many intend to make trillions of dollars off this scam. And control all the little people to boot. Did I ever mention that Algore is a lying, self-serving asshole?

Finally, here's Obama's newest lover. Sir Paul is showing how he greeted the magic negro after the whitehouse performance (wink, wink). The apparently "gay Beatle" is quite taken by the bolshevik president and hasn't stopped having tingling thighs over their encounter.

Paul was never the "smart beatle" but this has-been is a hook, line and sinker global warming cultist. He claims that anyone who doubts AGW also is a holocaust denier.

The crooner defended Obama's neglect of the Deep Horizon disaster with deep analysis such as "I don't accept the criticism of Barack over the oil spill" and

"I think he's been great". Oh yeah and whales, Paul says to leave these magnificent creatures alone. So ya got it, lay off Obama,  whales, and eat veggie burgers ya holocaust deniers. Did I mention that Paul needs to stick with what he knows, like singing songs from 50 years ago?

That's the news from the land of the Free World today. Feeling proud yet? The revolution will not be televized.