Semen Swirly Yogurt

Ever take food samples in public? You might want to rethink it. Western yuppies recently got samples of Tony Garcia's personal creation of Semen Swirly Yogurt. The sampler recognized the secret flavor and spit it out then wiped the spoon on her clothes!? A later DNA analysis of the clothing revealed Tony's special ingredient. He was arrested and faces three years in prison (where he might get to sample other prisoner's concoctions).

Even more interesting than this increasingly frequent dating technique is the response of a Houston web editor.

Brittanie Shey writes:

"Because, believe it or not, most women have given at least one blow job in their life. It's a pretty distinctive taste."

 Now we know.