The Deity Frowns on america
Marines can't fart around Afghan cavemen! But they can show affection to their LGBT partner. I wonder if THAT might offend a typical Talibaner?
Navy SEAL Jon T. Tumilson, killed in the early August clusterfuck in Afghanistan, was laid to rest last Friday. His dog Hawkeye stood vigil near the casket at the ceremony. How did the dog know that his badly burned master's corpse occupied the casket?
Hurricane Irene is bearing down on the liberal East Coast and could cause up to $11B in property damage, perhaps even pushing the US economy deeper into the Depression. I'm getting popcorn and watching progressives dog paddle around in Manhattan and DC. Who knows? If the damage is extensive, the economy might get better.
The mutt's vacation will be ruined by Irene. Maybe he can shelter with Qaddafi or his buddy Warren Buffett.
Do you think the earthquake, the hurricane and the cracks in the Washington Monument might be a sign of displeasure in america by the Deity? But at least Marines aren't offending cavemen and queers.
Navy SEAL Jon T. Tumilson, killed in the early August clusterfuck in Afghanistan, was laid to rest last Friday. His dog Hawkeye stood vigil near the casket at the ceremony. How did the dog know that his badly burned master's corpse occupied the casket?
Hurricane Irene is bearing down on the liberal East Coast and could cause up to $11B in property damage, perhaps even pushing the US economy deeper into the Depression. I'm getting popcorn and watching progressives dog paddle around in Manhattan and DC. Who knows? If the damage is extensive, the economy might get better.
The mutt's vacation will be ruined by Irene. Maybe he can shelter with Qaddafi or his buddy Warren Buffett.
Do you think the earthquake, the hurricane and the cracks in the Washington Monument might be a sign of displeasure in america by the Deity? But at least Marines aren't offending cavemen and queers.
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