Jill, Natalie, Fred and Protecting Your Family

Never let snakes get this close to you! Both generals should have known better and protected their families. They didn't. These weren't wealthy socialites but bankrupt clingers trolling for new opportunities. They're always leaning into their victims, smiling and feigning friendship.

Think this is pretty? Nice? Or is this a venomous viper that will bite you in a millisecond if threatened or hungry.

Then there's Fred Humphries the FBI agent who is just too sexy for his shirt. Snake handler or what? How can otherwise professionals just make fools of themselves and open themselves up for public ridicule. I just don't get it.

A rare commenter yesterday shared that "i was one dumb fuck". Maybe I am. I've never been a smart fuck that thought that I could drive one of these vipers. Who knows what this Port St. Lucie dude is trying to get at.

So there you have it kids. If you think something is too good to be true, it probably is. There is no such thing as free Obamaphones, free food or wealthy socialites that love you. Don't say that I never tried to help you.