Summer is Gone Early...and Minds Too

My pool made it through the day without any attacks by jihadis. I closed the summer symbol and got a winter cover on it with minimal cussing. No mujaheddin were sighted at any time during the process but falling leaves were suspicious. I checked the trees and found they leaves were turning colors. No charges were filed.

In fact the only terrorism in america today was a couple making out (and maybe dry fucking) in a Frontier Airlines airliner lavatory. F16s were scrambled and jack booted thugs took the menage a trois into federal custody for a peek up their assholes. This country has lost it's fucking mind!

Meanwhile in the real world, my pool water temperature had dropped to 58F last week so it was imperative that I close er up! We'll have a nighttime low of 45F this week. An early Winter is racing towards the Bruig this year. Maybe half the US population will freeze to death from scary climate change.