Beautiful but Stupid

Ok. Bar Rephaeli is hot but she doesn't have even a gram of brains. I should have known, after all, she sleeps with Leonardo DiCaprio. And he can't decide if he should sleep with Bar or Putin. Bar had herself buried in coal to protest electricity. Yeah, you know, lights, heat, computers. That "sort" of thing. She's a frickin Greenpeace idiot.

So she can cuddle up in Lugh's bed, but she can't speak. And she can't use electricity. That would be wrong. Only room temperature food and she has to bathe in snowmelt. You have to live by your principles young lady.