Pretend and extend like there ain't no tomorrow, because there ain't

Well our Congress is not completely insane, they passed the Bush tax cut extension with payroll tax holidays and the unemployment extension. The market won't sell off, consumer spending won't collapse and there won't be millions of homeless, starving americans in the near future. But votes were bought with pork barrel spending using printed/borrowed dollars, putting america another trillion dollars in debt. But pretend and extend is the rule of the day. As Scarlett would say "We'll worry about that tomorrow".

But Congress is insane. The lame ducks are hell bent to pass "queer soldier", amnesty and nuclear disarmament legislation. None of this legislation needs to be acted on right now, unless you're a lame duck democrat that sees this as the last chance to destroy america. And never expect a democrat to pass up a chance at that.

We need soldiers in the military, it doesn't matter how they relieve their sexual tensions so long as they keep it to themselves. I don't understand why it is so damned important to queers that everyone knows they are queer. But democrats just have to come out of the closet and want to shove their queer ideas down everyone's...um...well. Give it a rest, we don't want to know.

We need more latino slaves like we need a plague of locusts. How about we shut the border and put americans into those jobs that americans won't do? Why is it that every burger joint in the city has all latino crews in a depression with 20% unemployment? Answer that demotards.

Why do we need less nuclear weapons while Iran, Pakistan, DPRK are developing and proliferating nuclear weapons? And who the hell trusts or believes anything, any Russian, ever says? The goddamned Soviet Union only rebranded itself and the Russian Federation in 1989. The entire country is a fucking criminal organization with the same old thugs with new names. We ought to be building newer nuclear weapons and hanging them over the goddamned Russians heads on satellites then tell the bastards to get their mooslim proxys under control before we warm their side of the globe to the temperature of the surface of the sun.

After we take Anna Kushchenko and Anna Kabaeva into protective custody...of course.

According to the prophets, we only have 734 days until the solar system lines up with the galactic center. Let's party like global warming hoaxers in Cancun, or Goldman Sachs bonus bankers, or lame duck democrats soon to be lobbyists. Pretend and extend like there ain't no tomorrow, because there ain't.