Fall 2010 Tab Dump

Allah Akbar! The UN has appointed an ambassador to greet aliens. This issue has kept me up at nights for decades, wondering just who will speak to the Greys when they come. Now we know it's Mrs. Othman. And not a minute too soon, since former military men are coming forward to tell us that aliens deactivated our nukes. Are the aliens trying to save mankind or are they protecting their livestock?

That's what I'm talking about. These guys know what the hell they're doing. Petroleum deals, money and a future for their nations. Stupid americans will be shivering in the dark, begging the Chinese to buy their scrap cars, factories, high rise buildings and such. But americans will be green, until they turn blue and finally a putrid green. Shutup... we no want american chicken.

Banks are still failing right and left. So far 279 banks have failed in this depression with no end in sight. Some believe that of the 8000 banks in the US at the start of the depression, only 5000 will survive. Why so many? Banks don't lend nor do they pay interest, all we need is one bank for the Fed to "loan" money to the government. The rest are redundant.

Middle aged men are killing themselves in record numbers. Let's ponder why? So you're in your 50s, you lose your job, pension, savings, house, health, wife and dignity, forever. It's crowded under the bridge and you know that you won't make it through the night, let alone the winter. Why not step in front of that Peterbuilt on the interstate?

The US retirement deficit is $6.6T. Every US household is $90k short. Better get a second job. If I make 10% earnings year over year on my stock investment for the next 8 years, I can easily make up the shortfall. Oh well. Maybe I'll just wander in traffic when I run out of retirement savings.

Graphic photo of Obama's torture of  Gitmo detainees below. Don't look if you have a weak stomach.

Yes. They only get one ice creme treat per day! Obama is a war criminal! Next thing you know, Obama will deprive them of their conjugal visits with comely Cuban goats. The horror!