Putin Inspires Men and Women

Here is the manly Russian Prime Minister taking skin samples from whales with a crossbow. Notice there's no Sea Shepherd or Greenpeace buzzing around Putin. He would just shoot them with the crossbow, or call in an airstrike. Putin is a descendant of Vikings and is not to be fucked with, period.

Vlad inspires men and women with his raw manliness, while our metrosexual president makes us cringe. Well, some of us anyway. Creepy Western elites love queers and their queer ways. I suspect all queers secretly want to destroy themselves...forever...and dwell in the outer darkness of annwyn for eternity.

Влади́мир Пу́тин is no creepy Western elite. When Vlad isn't shooting wild animals, arming Islamocommunists, killing dissenters, punking Obama or riding a Harley, he is riding 26 year old gymnist, Alina Kabaeva. Cute, cute, cute. And very bendy too!

These before and after photos are testimony to Vlad's ability to tame a wild beast, in fact, turn a ferocious beast into a smiling kitty. Most 58 year old rodeo cowboys couldn't handle this 8 second ride let alone put a smile on her face.

I have a theory that the mysterious dark matter that is accelerating the universe in entropy to it's ultimate death is the souls of evil beings that are fleeing God. I'm no astrophycist but I am a homegrown philosopher.