Bernanke Spaketh

Bernanke says he is prepared to use unconventional stimulus to revive the soft US economy pictured above. Here you can see one of the stimuli being applied to the US economy. Although it looks like it's guts are being pulled out by a bankster, as a politician watches, this is, in fact, a stimulation to revive confidence while reducing uncertainty.

The DOW rose 160 points after HFTbots analyzed Bernanke's remarks then prepared for more investor haircuts on the market margins next week.