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Sleeping with a pet can be unhealthy? How about sleeping with the slut you pick up at a bar...or at school? At least Fido provides stress relief, love and fidelity. Boppin the local girls might get you the cooties and damages ranging from mental abuse to assault to stalking to financial ruin. What is the number cast about last year? Half of american girls have STDs by age 17?

Get a pet and sleep with it.