Monday Nonsense

The economy must be worse than we even know if our naked emporer and his minions are granting extension of the Bush tax cuts and a social security tax holiday. Roubini says that housing is back in the tank and banks are exposed to another $1T in bad loans. The Euro crisis is spreading with Hungary downgraded to lower than gooseshit and Austria is next.


Mignon Clyburn, the passionate FCC commissioner, eloquently pleaded for free internet for "nappy headed children". What about straight haired children? I'm sick of the racism of the entire Obama administration. So much for MLKs colorblind society. These racists want whites to take care of them. Do they want back on the plantation?


Canadian hippies. What can I say? They're pumped over Doi Chaang, cat bowel processed coffee beans for us know nothings. It costs $25 per cup and tastes like earthy, fruity coffee. From the cat's ass to ... your mouth. Yum.


I never liked the sound of Homeland Security. It just sounded like something that Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia would come up with as cover for the Gestapo or KGB. Now Napolitano is pitching "turn in your neighbor" at Walmart.


"If You See Something, Say Something’ campaign. This partnership will help millions of shoppers across the nation identify and report indicators of terrorism, crime and other threats to law enforcement authorities.” 

Um, "threats to law enforcement authorities". What does that mean? I can't ever recall hearing a threat against "authorities" while shopping at Walmart or anywhere else. Is Big Sis and the government getting paranoid? Is Homeland Security interested in catching terrorists or harassing americans?

I'm thinking that I have a greater risk of being detained and groped by "authorities" than killed by a terrorist.