Government Pretends to be Useful...Again

The dictator has ordered SWAT to stop the oil spill in the Gulf. Are they gonna yell at it, shoot it or just take it into custody? The full weight of the US government is freaking useless against this accident. All the government can do is point the finger of blame and watch as the spill continues. But appearances are everything in this modern world, so the politicians must appear to be angry, use crisis language while accomplishing absolutely nothing...as ususal.

Although I love brown pelicans, the human impact will be just another reason not to drill off the coast. This will lead to further dependence on foreign oil with it's trade deficeit problems. Just another nail in the coffin for america.