Federal School Menu

Federal law requires fruits and vegetables on school menus? Federal law? Now schools are considering trash cams? So, the FBI will come to school and bust a kid for not eating broccoli. Federal charges? How many years in prison will the first grader get? 5? Oh, that's right. He'll be put in JD but have an entry in his "permanent record" that he will carry around for the rest of his life. Why? Because Michelle Obama has a typical black horse ass. Yeah she built like a thousand big, fat black ass hippos that I've watched lumbering around.

Federal law? Well they got a million of them and that's why I just don't pay much attention.