Naked Homeless Cannibalism in america

The homeless in Miami are getting desperate! They don't have money to buy food or clothes, so they're naked cannibals! So at 2:00 in the afternoon, they're riding bicycles naked, heading for Urban Beach Day, but they're so poor that they can't afford to BBQ, so one just eats the other's face. Yep! The dark skinned cannibal in Miami just ate half of the lighter skinned man's face....raw.

At least the Mao Sugiyama offered his cooked penis and testicles! Sashimi would have been more appropriate, considering Mao is Japanese. But to each his own.

So if a naked man rides up on you on a bike, be careful. He might want to eat you.