Obama vs. Amadenijad Cage Match

Obama to have a face-to-face chat with Ahmadenijad? Really? I hope the Barack goes to Tehran, gets kidnapped and ends up like the Roman emperor Valerian who, eventually became a stuffed foot stool. Then Ed McMann Joe Biden can become president to amuse us for two years.

But Iran is just theater of the absurd all these 31 years. The Shah, the ayatollah, the Iran-Iraq war, Hezbollah, the nuclear program is just a steamy distraction while our own kith and kin have stolen our wealth and freedom. Yep, I'm saying we've had more to fear from our citizen-brothers than batshit crazy Iranians.