Bioyuck in America

It's another boring day in the office, performing mundane tasks and watching the women chatting mindlessly about nothing. The office psycho slips unnoticed into one of the women's cubicle, takes her water bottle to a hidden place and pumps his seed into her bottle. He stealthily puts her bottle back in her cubicle then giggles and watches as she drinks.

WTF is wrong with people? First we have the Maryland guy with the semen squirter and now this California guy providing flavored water. At three former workplaces there was always some guy(s) that picked their boogers and wiped them on the wall above the urinal. At one workplace there was some guy that wiped shit on the wall of the stall. Why? The US is full of some sick mofos.

I think we need to bring back the stocks and put these psychos in them for a week. The rest of the psychos can come see them and, perhaps, shoot, and pour and wipe their fetish on these psychos.