Al Qaida Calls the Election

Nice article today over at Homeland Security about Al Qaida's displeasure that President Bush is being re-elected. Looks like the barbarians in Waziristan have been keeping track of the polls and have called the election already. Assam the American has promised that 'blood will run in the streets' and there will be so many casualties that they 'can't be counted'.

Meanwhile Hanoi John is blasting the president for finding WMD and then failing to secure it. Hey, I thought Kerry has been bitching because there were no WMD. It seems that the IAEA had discovered high explosives suitable for nuclear triggers and decided to seal the nine bunkers in case Saddam needed to remodel a palace.

Kerry seems to think he can convince the American people that Bush is so incompetent that he ordered the troops to ignore any WMD and Al Qaida has stolen the uber-explosive right from under the troops nose. If Al Qaida had the HMX and RDX don't you think they would have used it to defeat their arch-enemy President Bush? But wait....isn't Kerry calling our troops incompetent? Is that a good campaign strategy?

Kerry's campaign staff is so incompetent that they would be hard pressed to find sand in Iraq. I think Al Qaida has called the election correctly. President Bush wil be re-elected next Tuesday.