Empty Chair Heads for Queerwood

The Empty Chair is headed to Hollywood to turn around the panic. I don't watch TV or go to movies so I really don't know or care about any of it. All I hear is that media is full of whores and queers, since that would be disgusting, I stay away.

I'm actually shocked and appalled that anyone would even touch an actress-whore or female-celebrity, let alone kiss or fuck her. God knows where these sleazy cum-bags have been. It's a damn good thing that they don't hang around where I am. I'd set them on fire to purify them.

I don't get out much and I'm better for it. It's better that most people just stay the hell away from me.