Celebrity

Monica Lewinsky wants to write a book. What's she going to write about? The taste of Clintoon's cock? The consistency of his semen? The truth is that Monica was a blowjob intern. She had no other purpose other than being a sex toy for Bubba.

And speaking of blowjobs, Jimmy Hoffa Jr. said republicans were like "genocidal Cambodian leader Pol Pot". Really Jimbo? You would know a thing or two about communist stooges. But Pol Pot? You're a fucking idiot gone several bridges too far. Take Obama's cock out of your mouth and STFU. Now fuck off.